Blonde Scientists Visit the Sun

Alright listen up, chucklehead. These scientists, right, they ain't the sharpest tools in the shed. The first one wants to land on the sun, which is already a dumb idea 'cause it's, ya know, a giant ball of fire. The second one's worried about freezing, which shows they at least know it's cold in space, unlike you. But the third one? Oh boy. They think they can just waltz up to the sun at night like it's some kinda lamp they can switch off. You absolute doughnut, the sun doesn't go away at night! It just shines on the other side of the planet. Some people think the earth is flat, but I am starting to question your basic understanding of time and space.