Jantje and his Grandmother's Logic Backfire in a Walk Incident", "humorTypes": ["anecdote", "irony", "observational

Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.

The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"

Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."

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Listen up, dumbo! You're so slow, it takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. Here's the deal: Jantje's grandma tells him not to pick stuff up 'cause it's icky. Then, when she falls, he uses her own logic against her and refuses to help her up 'cause she's on the ground. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?

Jantje and his Grandmother's Logic Backfire in a Walk Incident", "humorTypes": ["anecdote", "irony", "observational

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