I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn’t fit in the pot.

A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”

What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife?

The first is easier to bury.

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

how do asians name there kids?

they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.

how to make holy water 1-grab a pot 2-put water in it 3-set the stove to 420 degrees 4-boil the hell out of it

There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling “gold!” and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted “pillows!” and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted “weeeeeeeee!”

What do you call Steven Hawkins on pot

Pot wheels

How did the toilet react when it received a gift? That was so pot full (toughtfull)

How did the Asian couple name their child? They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.

Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.

A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.

how do Asians name their babies? They throw pots and pans around ‘Ching, Chang, Clang’

why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?cause it got stuck in a pot hole:)

what did the pot say to the kettle? to lick the S### spoon