A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Not My Father Requesting Something, Am I Right?!"
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! The priest tells the person to "come up" to him, see? But the person is being cheeky and implying the priest isn't their actual dad, so why would they listen? Are you following me, dummy?