your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth
Q. Whatâs white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What's red and bad for your teeth? -- A brick.
The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when youâre done eating.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. đ
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Balls in ur Jaws
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer; The front row of a Trump Rally!
[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH
Comebacks when someone say Bully: Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic. Say: At least its brighter than your future
Credit x/@jesopa
bully: im going to hurt you so bad You: well..your IQ is same amount of teeth im about to knock out so...your so dumb that you cant don't even know how to do that
and your IQ is 5
What's the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don't have $1 Million in my wallet.
A lady walks in to a dentists office, sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the lady replies; last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic
Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
