Teeth jokes
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."
"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."
"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.