Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What's red and bad for your teeth? -- A brick.
your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth
The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
Balls in ur Jaws
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH
Comebacks when someone say Bully: Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic. Say: At least its brighter than your future
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A lady walks in to a dentists office, sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the lady replies; last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patients mouth?
I C D K
You know what I see?
DICK :0
WHEN DID I RELIZE COVID WAS SERIOUS
WHEN I SAW UR TEETH SOCAIL DISTANCING
i went to see my dentist and she warned me it was going to hurt. then she told me she was having an affair with my husband. good news though...the cleaning didnt hurt.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic
Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
