Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What's red and bad for your teeth? -- A brick.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
Balls in ur Jaws
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer; The front row of a Trump Rally!
[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH
A lady walks in to a dentists office, sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the lady replies; last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out
What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
WHEN DID I RELIZE COVID WAS SERIOUS
WHEN I SAW UR TEETH SOCAIL DISTANCING