Santa jokes
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂