Godzilla jokes
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Memes
YAYYYY
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
What is Godzillaβs least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
Fat jokes and mom jokesπ
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. Heβd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mamaβs so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Memes
THE FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED
I like Kendrick, but GEEZ LOUISE, the dickriding is crazy
This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail
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Whoβs everyoneβs favorite character? Iβll start! Mine is Godzilla bc heβs cool