The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
Yo mama so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla
yo mama so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for godzilla
What does Godzilla eat for dinner * the dinner *
what sank titanic? GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.
2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!
5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.
6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
What is godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A king-kong ball
