Godzilla jokes

The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."

Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!

What does Godzilla eat for dinner?

The dinner.

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

What sank the Titanic?

GODZILLA!

What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!

What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?

A King Kong ball.

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

God creating cats.

GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"