Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.
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you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
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what did santa say when he got to the club ho ho ho
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.
yo momma so fat santa said ho ho ho i've gatta go
Why is Santa so happy? He knows were all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
You are so Ugly Santa goes ho ho ho holy Sh it
Hello Honey Bunches its me Your Narrator I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in a middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy ho ho ho no A STORM COMING. #Best Friends
Ho Ho Ho, what do you want for Christmas little boy. Longer than 2 months to live.
