Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.
When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
your mama is so fat when santa when down the chimney he said ho ho ho holy shit your fatter than me bitch.
what did santa say when he got to the club ho ho ho
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
yo momma so fat santa said ho ho ho i've gatta go
You are so Ugly Santa goes ho ho ho holy Sh it
Ho Ho Ho, what do you want for Christmas little boy. Longer than 2 months to live.
Hello Honey Bunches its me Your Narrator I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in a middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy ho ho ho no A STORM COMING. #Best Friends
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
