Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
what did santa say when he got to the club ho ho ho
your mama is so fat when santa when down the chimney he said ho ho ho holy shit your fatter than me bitch.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Why is Santa so happy? He knows were all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
You are so Ugly Santa goes ho ho ho holy Sh it
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
Ho Ho Ho, what do you want for Christmas little boy. Longer than 2 months to live.
