What’s the difference between Santa and my dad
Santa got the milk
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
If the grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
Santa claws have a child a bike and a football the child wasn’t happy why
He had no legs
Why is Santa so fat? He only comes once a year
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
little johnny woke up at midnight on xmas eve to santa with his pants down on top of his mom he then said ho ho OH YEAH!!!
yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan nothing they don’t have parents
why is Santa so jolly, because he knows where the naughty girls live
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry
Rapey santa
Where do Santa send his childrens to study? The Elf-phabets
