Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Yo mama so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her he died
why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year
What did Santa Clause get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg.. I'm burning the coal i got for Christmas
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers and orgasms. Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
Why can’t Santa have kids
He only cums once a year
Yo mama so ugly when Santa seen her he said ho ho hole shit
JOE MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SANTA CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY HE SAID HO HO HOLY CRAP
Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
little johnny woke up at midnight on xmas eve to santa with his pants down on top of his mom he then said ho ho OH YEAH!!!
yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t
why is Santa so jolly, because he knows where the naughty girls live
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry
Rapey santa
