Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Inela
Yo mama so fat that when she get in the truck it breaks
Yo mama so fat that you need a jackstand to get her up
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it
One twin tower had a girlfriend the other twin tower had the same girlfriend so they both went down
Yo mama so fat that she need 12 queen sides matresses to go to sleep