What is an orphans hated movie line? E.T phone home
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What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder? About 15 stone
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan? One is wanted
Why did the child die? To see god our father
Why do orphans love elevators? They raise people
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? There dad can’t wake them up
Why do orphans hate Christmas? Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return