I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! π€
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.
what did the orphan ask Santa for. a good family
Christmas special
Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho
What is a pedophiles favorite job?
The mall santa.
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
Why was Santa happy
Bc he had 3 ho's
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
I like Christmas. Itβs the holiday where an old man breaks into peopleβs homes so he can give them toys. :) yaaaaay π
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
what did santa say when he got to the club ho ho ho
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!!
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
why is santa always a bich calling ppl names like hoe hoe hoe
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
