Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping of a roof
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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack
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Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Why is Santa's sack so big- because he only comes once a year
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote " don't be dumb make sure they're numb and always use a condom!"
Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
The made the toys
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa
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What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.
what did the orphan ask Santa for. a good family
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Christmas special
Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho
What is a pedophiles favorite job?
The mall santa.
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
