North Pole jokes

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

Why was Santa happy?

Because he had 3 hoes.

I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.

Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.

What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?

Bi-Polar.

How many wives does Santa have?

Ho Ho Ho!

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."