North Pole jokes
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
Flat Earthers