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Wrapping Presents

Little Johnny walked to his parents' room. They were having sex, and Little Johnny didn’t know what that was, so he said, "What are y’all doing?"

The parents replied, "Umm, r-rapping presents!"

Little Johnny said, "Okay," and then left. In the morning, Little Johnny opened his presents. His parents said, "This one is from Santa!"

Little Johnny said, "No, it’s not, y’all said y’all were rapping the presents."

The parents said, "Ohh fuck!"

Little Johnny replied, "What, Mommy and Daddy?" They replied, "Oh, nothing!" "Oh, okay," Little Johnny said. The mom whispered in the dad's ear, "At least he doesn’t know the truth."

Little Johnny said, "What truth?"

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Alright, listen up, genius. Little Johnny walks in on his parents doing the deed, but he's too young to know what's up. So, they lie and say they're "wrapping presents". Later, Johnny calls them out on it when they say Santa gave him a present because they said they were wrapping the presents. The joke is Little Johnny is too young to know they are lying and is too young to know what they were REALLY doing. You probably still think babies come from storks, don't you?

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Im the blonde in the joke I don't get it...