How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe
Why do orphans hate Christmas? Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
You know the song I saw mommy and Santa kissing apparently santas the mailman
Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elf-is-Presley
Why was Santa Santa ? Because it was Santa Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad
Santa got the milk
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
If the grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Santa claws have a child a bike and a football the child wasn’t happy why
He had no legs
Why is Santa so fat? He only comes once a year
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan nothing they don’t have parents
My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*
Whats michael Jackson got in common with santa? They both empty there sacks around children.
