What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while youโre asleep.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! ๐๐๐
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santaโs sack on it.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
I like Christmas.
Itโs the holiday where an old man breaks into peopleโs homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay ๐
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
