How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
