What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasn’t opened her present yet.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time
I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
Tomorrow is Christmas and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)
My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. -- I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
what did the orphan ask Santa for. a good family
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, she's still trying to open it...
