What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasn’t opened her present yet.
I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
Tomorrow is Christmas and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
what did the orphan ask Santa for. a good family
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, she's still trying to open it...