Ho jokes
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
Gay people.
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?
Land ho!
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.