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Word

Anonymous

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.

His response was “Ho ho ho”

Yes

Anonymous

When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.

Fat

Anonymous

Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

Santa

MommyAssMuffin

What does santa say about my mom? HO HO HO

White

Anonymous

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

Word

MEH NAME

Christmas special

Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho

Santa

reeee.io

what did santa say when he got to the club ho ho ho

Girl

Anonymous

What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?

HO, HO, HO!

Month

Anonymous

Ho Ho Ho, what do you want for Christmas little boy. Longer than 2 months to live.

Ugliness

SuckMyToe

Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,“HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT’S ONE UGLY BITCH!”

Girl

Anonymous

What does santa say to 3 girls in a row? HO HO HO

Girl

Anonymous

Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.

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Dwarf

Anonymous

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

Depression

Kejel

One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. ‘Why are you early, it is not even christmas?’

  • ho, ho. Don’t worry about me. Lets worry about you instead’ says Santa. What is the problem my friend?’
  • I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house.' Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i’ll give it to you-' Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!

Name

Eat my smoke

2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho

Fat

fatso

yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t

Yo mama

dev

yo daddy so stupid he went to the HO-tel to see somes hoes

Fat

Anonymous

JOE MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SANTA CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY HE SAID HO HO HOLY CRAP

Bang

dankmemester

what did the pimp order at the chinese resturaunt?He ordered some cock-bang-ho

Trump

Mynameisjeff

I found a child on the street homeless and they were really nice so I took them Ho,e then I said who’s better Biden or trump they said they support trump they r now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years

Ex

J0K35

Words that have ho in them:

Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

Guy

Anonymous

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy… how mae Ingers am I hoing up

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