Ho

Ho Jokes

Christmas

When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."

Pedophile

What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

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  • Plane Crash

    There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.

    Mama

    Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"

    Mama

    Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

    Santa

    Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."

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  • Name

    Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.

    Ex-wife

    My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...

    "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"

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  • Christmas

    "Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."

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  • Word

    Words that have "ho" in them:

    Thot

    Whore

    Asshole

    Horrible

    Horena (my ex gf)

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

    Santa

    You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

    How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?