Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.

His response was “Ho ho ho”

When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.

Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

What does santa say about my mom? HO HO HO

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

Christmas special

Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho

what did santa say when he got to the club ho ho ho

What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?

HO, HO, HO!

Ho Ho Ho, what do you want for Christmas little boy. Longer than 2 months to live.

Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,“HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT’S ONE UGLY BITCH!”

What does santa say to 3 girls in a row? HO HO HO

Santa Claus walks up to 3 little girls and says Ho Ho Ho.

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. ‘Why are you early, it is not even christmas?’

• ho, ho. Don’t worry about me. Lets worry about you instead’ says Santa. What is the problem my friend?’
• I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house.' Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i’ll give it to you-' Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!

2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho

yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t

yo daddy so stupid he went to the HO-tel to see somes hoes

JOE MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SANTA CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY HE SAID HO HO HOLY CRAP

what did the pimp order at the chinese resturaunt?He ordered some cock-bang-ho

I found a child on the street homeless and they were really nice so I took them Ho,e then I said who’s better Biden or trump they said they support trump they r now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years

Words that have ho in them:

Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy… how mae Ingers am I hoing up