Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on "hoes" having two meanings. Santa is happy because he has his "hoes" aka his reindeer that pull his sleigh, but "hoes" is also a slang term for promiscuous women. Santa's got reindeer and lots of ladies, according to this joke.