Sex Offender jokes

What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered sex offender.

I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.

I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit!

What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?

Catholics are registered sex offenders.

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

7 was a registered sex offender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.

Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.