Sex Offender jokes
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
