What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
Sex Offender Jokes
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
