Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy
I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
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Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street
Q: What Kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip
I made that one up.
A man comes home and hears her wife talking about having sex at the club, the man busts into the club with a revolver and says "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE" well everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says "mate you don't have enough bullets"
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker
why did the farmer went to the strip club
coz he was looking for his hoe
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
A seal walks into a club
Hello I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are sating to get rid of them but we say NO. If you want to join comment and say. #SaveOrphanJokes
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
what did santa say when he got to the club ho ho ho
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar....
what do you call a dino stripper
A dinohore
