The 80+ Best Club Jokes

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.

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What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots

why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy

I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco

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Hey Siri, where is my dad? Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen! Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. ...WhAT-

Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.

why did hitler never go to a strip club? he hated the poles

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.

Women: “Men used to go to war now they go to clubs” Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked now it’s $3.99”

I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street

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Why did Hitler stop playing Golf? He kept getting stuck in the Bunker

Q: What Kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip

I made that one up.

Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff? They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.

A man comes home and hears her wife talking about having sex at the club, the man busts into the club with a revolver and says "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE" well everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says "mate you don't have enough bullets"