Big Fella Santa

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To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Categories

  • Santa
  • Fella
  • Kid
  • Skinny
  • Guy
  • Christmas

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is like when a big dude tries on Santa's suit and suddenly becomes Santa-popular. It's funny because it's unexpected. Santa is known for being large, which means a bigger fella has the build for it. So yeah, that's the joke, you cotton-headed ninny muggins.

Comments (1)

only your gettin from me santa is vegetables, im sorry but it needs to happen