Big Fella Santa

To start, I'm a big fella in size.

I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is like when a big dude tries on Santa's suit and suddenly becomes Santa-popular. It's funny because it's unexpected. Santa is known for being large, which means a bigger fella has the build for it. So yeah, that's the joke, you cotton-headed ninny muggins.

Comments (1)

Satan's Daughter

3 years ago

only your gettin from me santa is vegetables, im sorry but it needs to happen

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