Relationship jokes

Are you a race car?

Cuz I’m tryna fuck.

What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?

Women can't take a joke!

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!

My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"

Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.

Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!

Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"

Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."

SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.

What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?

Little Johnny: "Your wife."

I want a relationship.

*Masturbates*

I don't want a relationship.

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have friends.

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

What do sex and food have in common?

Grandma makes both better.