When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I ́m still choosing." She looked horrified.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said "it's time to go sweetie" but before we could go someone said "stop them they have my daughter!"
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing while a man named Chris comes up and asks “which one is yours?” The man said “I don’t know i’m still deciding.”
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
i was watching my son play at the park and a lady asked me. "which one is yours" and for fun i said "i don't know i'm still choosing".
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
whats harder than steel? Joe bidden at a playground
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it
Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
Why can’t orphans play at a McDonald’s play place? They don’t have parent supervision.
“So I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.”
