My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
Alright listen up, smarty pants! The dude couldn't afford the boob job his wife wanted. So, he tells her to rub toilet paper between her boobs to make them bigger. When she asks how that's supposed to work, he claps back saying it worked wonders on her butt! What a burn, huh? And you, my friend, probably think mayonnaise is spicy.
