I got a ps5 for my brother, best trade i've ever made
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
the F in orphan stands for family
I laugh when I realized that my suicide letter is way more longer than my sibling's college essay.
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
Billy: I'm so use to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long distance relationship
Sally: Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall...
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips
They were all family sized
Orphans are really out here taking selfies. Nah bro that's a family photo.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed but I remembered you were adopted...
What do you call a orphan taking a picture
A family portrait
i gave caillou bleach now he is paler then ever >:)
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
Why can’t Orphans be gay?
That have nobody to call daddy😔
What did the tower say to its twin? "hey, is that a plane?"
