Depression

LunaRosario16🙃😅➰〰️➰👌

If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

Depression

Jasmine

My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can’t u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don’t care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

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Orphan

Anonymous

As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers

Body

Weirdo.

This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That’s why I only have 2 siblings left.

I wonder where the bodies are?

Girlfriend

DHS

There are two siblings. A little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night, and take her home. So they get to the bigger brothers house, and walk in his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk bed. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, “whenever you feel good, say lettuce, and whenever you want to switch positions say tomato.” The girl constantly is saying “lettuce, tomato” and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, " can you guys stop making sandwiches, you’re getting mayonnaise all over me.

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Depression

the_stupid_one

Iḿ glad were all going virtul so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings

Means

Ok boomer

If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?

Make

imsogay.com

if your pan all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry and you burst out and then say your pansexuial

Legs

Gwen

Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you’ll never forget!

( Btw I never actually did this irl yet)

So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you’ll be sleeping. (The idea is that you’ll be sleep talking.) Then you start to cuss and say the most random things like: Hey you can’t chew my cud it’s mine, plus, you even went swimming today at that damm lake! Also say something like: YOU SON OF A BITCH! swat in the air once Then say: Why a made your fckin’ bed today you stupid parents! swat three times And btw try and not smile as hard as it may be cuz they will be looking at you weird. And try to open your eyes just enough so you can see them. And depending on the tipe of parent you have they may wake you up by then or they will get interested and start laughing! Any way, then say: That mother fcker that lives across the street just said I was ugly, you should do something about it(sibling name) ______. And also say: And if you happen to know where the nearest store is then that would be helpful. Then say: No Hulk! Leave me alone I love you! swat twice. Then say: Uncle Timmy Tom you are such a nude nick.(my dad made up the word nude nick, it just means crazy and annoying ) Then settle down and lay on your stomach in your “sleep” and make it look like you putting the blanket on you more, but irl it would probably be to hide a smile! I think I will stop there cuz I don’t think any one could hold in there laughter that long and if you feel like you can hold out longer then just make something up.

I hope you guys can do this and it goes well for you! Please comment! Byeee!

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Sister

Anonymous

Brother: your eyebrows look hella bad Sister : I don’t even think u know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because u have none

Computer

Jeff the roster

Man we all have the one cool sibling then the strong sibling and then you the one who plays on there iPad on computer all day then when you are on vacation you are doing nothing at all

Adoption

Robyn

A sibling went up to there other sibling and said “dad said your adopted” and the other sibling said “you are too” then the other sibling goes “no I’m not.” And the sibling says “we’re twins” and the other kid goes “and your adopded… oh.”

Train

TheAbsoluteWorst

Today; Worst day ever

My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.

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Face

Anonymous

your butt looks so big its bigger then sam hill

Offensive

Ello

Hi guys I’m back and YES two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I’m going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy! So The prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, die, and a toothbrush that is not your’s >:) So you are going to put the die in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say “here. I got your toothbrush ready for you” Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they can not hit you once they taste it. Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you and I can’t wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry Prankster if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don’t want me to :) Thanks for reading guys and here is that joke I told you about :)

 Yo mama is so fat when she got in the car the wheels popped. 
      So I know this was not the best joke and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)

Puns

NONE OF YA DAMN BUSSINES

When a cat gets a sibling do they say Oh shit another mew kid?!?!?!?!

Night

Sarai Castle

I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: “Mama, why is Gramma dead?” I smiled and told her, “Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, ‘If your mother’s the one making you do this, do what you do best.’ I listened and the next day she didn’t leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother.” She replies with, “Make his child support expensive!” Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.