What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
call me willma, willma balls fit ya mouth!!
Why do horses 🐴 eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth
Balls in ur Jaws
Segma says,"32!" Ligma Says,"And?" Segma says,"Anding deez balls to yur mouth."
What is long that Paul walker can fit into his mouth. A long black tree.
How do you know when you girlfriend is to young ?
you have to make airoplane noises to get her to open her mouth..
sorry
What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips
technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes
Man: Cow milk is drinkable Other man: How do you know that? Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth* Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
