Auntie jokes

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Mother got shot, damn.

Father got shot, damn.

Sister got shot, damn.

Brother got shot, damn.

Auntie running away with a shotgun!

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.

What's the most between my uncle and aunt?

My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.

Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.

My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."

The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"

My mom said, "I took your advice."

Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.