Auntie jokes

I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.

Mother got shot, damn.

Father got shot, damn.

Sister got shot, damn.

Brother got shot, damn.

Auntie running away with a shotgun!

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams "bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied "aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he know, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling "fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh.

Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

Guys, my sister's pregnant!

I'm finally a dad!