Auntie jokes

I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.

Mother got shot, damn.

Father got shot, damn.

Sister got shot, damn.

Brother got shot, damn.

Auntie running away with a shotgun!

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.