Auntie jokes

I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.

Mother got shot, damn.

Father got shot, damn.

Sister got shot, damn.

Brother got shot, damn.

Auntie running away with a shotgun!

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.

Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.

Guys, my sister's pregnant!

I'm finally a dad!

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"