A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. You're probably one of those guys who high-fives a screen when a touchdown happens. This joke is about a husband who's stoked his wife is preggers, but his pal drops a truth bomb: she's supposed to be on birth control. Meaning, someone else done did the deed. Cuckold, get it?