I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
Relationship Jokes
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
F in orphan means family.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
