Relationship jokes

Why do orphans love chips?

Because they're all family sized.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.

Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."

"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"

"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

A: He wiped his ass.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.

Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.

I finally got a girlfriend.

Her name is Remington Model 32.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.

F in orphan means family.

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!