So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.
The Waitress From IHOP
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Okay, so like, this dude thought he was on a date with a waitress he met at IHOP. But surprise! She didn't know him from Adam, so she freaked out when he showed up at her house. And get this, SHE assaulted HIM, but somehow HE'S the one in jail. I bet you think the judicial system is fair, you are probably the type of person who waits for green light to cross the road.