I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.
Listen up, lil' buddy! So, this dummy goes to the store, right? Tries to buy condoms, but acts like he's broke to mess with the cashier. Instead of just admitting he's skint, he buys rubber bands and plastic wrap to make his own makeshift condoms. It's funny because it's dumb and the cashier is probably thinking, "What a cheapskate!" You're probably doing the same with your brain cells, you bozo.
