Robin jokes
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
Title
Robin's gay.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.