Robin jokes
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
Robin's gay.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
"Get in the Batmobile!"
Buh dum tish.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide