Robin

Robin Jokes

Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry. -

Until I threw a watermelon in her face

~Robin

Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend

Friend: wow thanks, i'm rich!

Robin [narrows eyes]: you're what

Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?

Banker: realizes Me:😈🖐️ gimme gimme

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying

now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide