Robin

Robin Jokes

Butt

REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.

Quin

Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.

Quinn

More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.

Car

Robin: "The car's not working."

Batman: "Did you check the battery?"

Robin: "What's a tery?"

Orphan

What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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  • Bank robbery

    Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.

    Guy: Robin

    Bank owner: Your last name?

    Guy: Debank

    Bank owner: Robin Debank?

    Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!

    Watermelon

    My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.

    Until I threw a watermelon in her face.

    Difference

    What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

    Batman can go out at night without Robin.

    Fortune

    Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.

    Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!

    Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?

    Batman

    What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

    Batman can go out at night without Robin.

    Bank

    Banker: I have the right to take your money!

    Me: Check my name.

    Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?

    Banker: *realizes*

    Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.

    Batman

    What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

    Robin, get in the car.

    Orphan

    A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

    A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

    The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

    Batman

    What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

    Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

    Orphan

    What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"

    Chicken

    What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?

    Hahaha, I don't know.