Sammy's Strange Love

  • There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.

    Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This Sammy dude was super into Rayne, right? But instead of, like, just asking her out, he went full-on crazy. Snuck into her house, kidnapped her, and turned her into a puppet. I bet you are also bad at relationships since you think this is funny.

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