Relationship jokes
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
My first football game was a lot like my first time having sex.
I was bloody, sore, and but at least my dad came.
My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"
But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
I miss Gwen.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
"Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!" *shows muscle*
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Your taste in men is like my taste in humor: dark.