Guys and Tile Floors

This is a play on words, comparing how one might treat a floor and a 'guy' in a relationship. If both are 'laid' correctly the first time, you can walk all over them. The 'laying' is interpreted both literally and figuratively.

• Tile floor
• Guy
• People
• Time
• Relationship
• Year

• What did the floor say to the ceiling? "I look up to you."
• how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool? you flip it over.
• What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
• What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner!