What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Relationship Jokes
No one has my back like my dad.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
