Relationship jokes
GURL
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
"Princess, let's talk!"
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Where's your mom at?
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
Mom!
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?