What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone

My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

Most people smother babies with love. I smother them with pillows

Why did the silly girl ๐Ÿ‘ง put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

So it could have sweet dreams.

Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? Theyโ€™ve been making headlines.

Mom: you need to grow up. your so immature

Me: glares get out of my castle โ€ฆ

Mom: itโ€™s a pillow fort

Me: why cant i have an imagination!?

Mom: your almost 19 years old

Me: not good enough โ€ฆ OUT!

Why did the pillow cross the road

Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore

Q : Whatโ€™s the similarity between a dog and a bed?

A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.

Why did the pillow go to court?

Because it had a pillowcase

Why did the pillow cross the road?

To get to a mattress store๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿฅด

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!

I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone

There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling โ€œgold!โ€ and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted โ€œpillows!โ€ and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted โ€œweeeeeeeee!โ€

What do you call a pillow that been on the bed for 20 years in jail A criminal ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

What did one pillow say to the other? Nothing meah they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.

Why did Chad date the 9 yr old

Because Stellas hot

What does a pillow say when you live for a week donโ€™t forget me

My women told me that she wants to have sex with me and I said letโ€™s go at it and she said shit up and kiss me on all my pillow

What kind of pillow make Sounds