Puns

Anonymous

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone

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Baby

Anonymous

Most people smother babies with love. I smother them with pillows

Puns

Anonymous

What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

Wife

Joe

My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

0

Girl

Daniel King

Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂

Court

Frieden

Why did the pillow go to court?

Because it had a pillowcase

Dream

Daniel King

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

So it could have sweet dreams.

Puns

West Seattle Guy

Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They’ve been making headlines.

Old

Anonymous

Mom: you need to grow up. your so immature

Me: glares get out of my castle …

Mom: it’s a pillow fort

Me: why cant i have an imagination!?

Mom: your almost 19 years old

Me: not good enough … OUT!

Jump

Anonymous

Q : What’s the similarity between a dog and a bed?

A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.

Gold

Anonymous

There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling “gold!” and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted “pillows!” and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted “weeeeeeeee!”

Cross

Anonymous

Why did the pillow cross the road?

To get to a mattress store😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😛😛😛🤩😤🥴

Puns

Faith

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!

Dream

Anonymous

I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone

Bed

Anonymous

You’re so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

Fart

Anonymous

I farted try me you farted oh no we all farted

The plane crashed but I did too on a pillow

Name

BigChodeOnlyXoX

Why did the pillow cross the road

Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore

Jail

Anonymous

What do you call a pillow that been on the bed for 20 years in jail A criminal 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Morning

Chu-Chu

We were so poor my dad would give me a penny not to eat supper. I’d put it under my pillow and while i was sleeping he would come in and take it. In the morning he would holler at me for loosing the penny.

Chicken

Saffpie

What did one pillow say to the other? Nothing meah they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.

Sound

Devlin summerford

What kind of pillow make Sounds

Rock

Homeless Man

What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. “Pillow Fight”.

Week

Anonymous

What does a pillow say when you live for a week don’t forget me

Date

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Why did Chad date the 9 yr old

Because Stellas hot

Kiss

Devlin summerford

My women told me that she wants to have sex with me and I said let’s go at it and she said shit up and kiss me on all my pillow

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