Pillow jokes

What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

Why did the pillow go to court?

Because it had a pillowcase!

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.

There were three boys on the top of a slide.

The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.

I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!

Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.

My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

I love going to sleep at night.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?

"Goodnight, Mom!"

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone.

Bf: Hey, what ya doing?

Gf: Just lying in bed.

Bf: Just lying in bed?

Gf: And eating cereal.

Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?

Gf: Eat my cereal.

Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.

Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.

Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

To get to a mattress store!

Most people smother babies with love.

I smother them with pillows.