Pillow jokes
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.