Puns

Anonymous

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone

1

Puns

Anonymous

What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

Bad

Joe

My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

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Sugar

Daniel King

Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂

Baby

Anonymous

Most people smother babies with love. I smother them with pillows

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Court

Frieden

Why did the pillow go to court?

Because it had a pillowcase

Fruit

Daniel King

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

So it could have sweet dreams.

Puns

West Seattle Guy

Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They’ve been making headlines.

Growing

Anonymous

Mom: you need to grow up. your so immature

Me: glares get out of my castle …

Mom: it’s a pillow fort

Me: why cant i have an imagination!?

Mom: your almost 19 years old

Me: not good enough … OUT!

Dream

Juicy

I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house

Similarity

Anonymous

Q : What’s the similarity between a dog and a bed?

A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.

Gold

Anonymous

There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling “gold!” and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted “pillows!” and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted “weeeeeeeee!”

Bed

Anonymous

You’re so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

Dream

Anonymous

I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone

Name

BigChodeOnlyXoX

Why did the pillow cross the road

Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore

Puns

Faith

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!

Cross

Anonymous

Why did the pillow cross the road?

To get to a mattress store😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😛😛😛🤩😤🥴

Jail

Anonymous

What do you call a pillow that been on the bed for 20 years in jail A criminal 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Feather

Saffpie

What did one pillow say to the other? Nothing meah they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.

Papyrus

Anonymous

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