What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
Most people smother babies with love. I smother them with pillows
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
1 like= 1 kids in the bed with me
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!!
One day little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parent's bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing he said playing cards, Little Johnny said who is your partner? dad said his mom on his way up he passed by his sisters room and noticed sheets Bouncing around and asked what she’s doing she said playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul. Next day dad came to ask Johnny a questions The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing he said playing cards. His dad asked him who is his partner was little johnny said you don’t need a partner if you have a good hand
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Mom: you need to grow up. your so immature
Me: *glares* get out of my castle ....
Mom: it's a pillow fort
Me: why cant i have an imagination!?
Mom: your almost 19 years old
Me: not good enough ... OUT!
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
I will always remember my grandmas last words, what are you doing with that pillow
