Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
1 like= 1 kids in the bed with me
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!!
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
I will always remember my grandmas last words, what are you doing with that pillow
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
Don't give up on your dreams................... keep sleeping
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone
