Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Most people smother babies with love. I smother them with pillows
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They’ve been making headlines.
Mom: you need to grow up. your so immature
Me: glares get out of my castle …
Mom: it’s a pillow fort
Me: why cant i have an imagination!?
Mom: your almost 19 years old
Me: not good enough … OUT!
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house
Q : What’s the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.
There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling “gold!” and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted “pillows!” and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted “weeeeeeeee!”
You’re so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone
Why did the pillow cross the road
Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😛😛😛🤩😤🥴
What do you call a pillow that been on the bed for 20 years in jail A criminal 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What did one pillow say to the other? Nothing meah they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
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