The 50 Worst Pillow Jokes Ever

What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

Why did the pillow go to court?

Because it had a pillowcase!

My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

A bedroom with a purple pillow and a pink sheet. A puddle of fluid is visible on the sheet, and a black vibrator is next to it. The text says: "I wonder what song she was singing that made her cry so much."

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

So it could have sweet dreams.

Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.

Most people smother babies with love.

I smother them with pillows.

My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.

What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?

Billy's jeans.

1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.

How to get a girl in three steps:

Step 1: grab a pillow.

Step 2: grab a blanket.

Step 3: keep dreaming.

Why was the man running around his bed?

Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!

One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."