What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone

My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

Most people smother babies with love. I smother them with pillows

Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?

She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

So it could have sweet dreams.

Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They’ve been making headlines.

Mom: you need to grow up. your so immature

Me: glares get out of my castle …

Mom: it’s a pillow fort

Me: why cant i have an imagination!?

Mom: your almost 19 years old

Me: not good enough … OUT!

Why did the pillow cross the road

Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore

Q : What’s the similarity between a dog and a bed?

A : I can jump on my bed. A : And I use a pillow on both of them.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

To get to a mattress store😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😛😛😛🤩😤🥴

There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling “gold!” and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted “pillows!” and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted “weeeeeeeee!”

I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!

What did one pillow say to the other? Nothing meah they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.

Why did Chad date the 9 yr old

Because Stellas hot

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