Height Insult

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

Height
Friend
Relationship
Size
Short jokes

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person is too short to look down on their friend, which is a self-deprecating diss! The friend probably makes six figures and doesn't have a gut. You, on the other hand, are struggling to make ends meet and have a big 'ol beer belly.