Relationship jokes
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
"Poo heads."
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?