Relationship jokes
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Memes
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.