I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
Relationship Jokes
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
Mom!
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
Gwen, can we please chat? š
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Sister.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
My father can take a joke because he made one.
