STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up buttercup, Explain Bear is here to break it down for ya. So, the girlfriend asks what the boyfriend would do if she won the lottery. He says he'd take half and leave. Plot twist! She only won 12 bucks. She gives him his share ($6) and kicks him out. It's funny because he was ready to ditch her for money, but she calls his bluff with a teeny-tiny win. I know you are bad at math but 12/2 is 6. Also, relationship advice from you is probably bad.