My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Emo Jealousy
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Okay, so, emos are known for being all dramatic and into death and sadness, right? So, this joke is saying the emo friend got jealous because the phone "died," and emos like things that are dead. I know, I know, it's still not that funny, but hey, at least you're learning something new today, genius!