I'm 5'6, and my mom is 5'1 and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck. And when she tries to hug me she says" You're too fucking tall kid" so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
Dominic Blaine
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger and then licked it. I passed out and now I'm here.