What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Pillow Suffocation
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for people who like their humor darker than their coffee. Basically, it's suggesting that instead of a romantic or innocent explanation for a man gasping your name in bed, you've just tried to off him with a pillow but failed. It's funny 'cause it's so wrong, and you probably can't bench press more than 100 lbs.