your dad

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

What is brown and sticky A stick

Boomerangs come back, But your dad never did.

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"

Orphan: -no response-

What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.