my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.

I was going to make a chemistry joke… But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”

I would tell you a science joke but I know I won’t get a reaction.

People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I’d explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction

I told a chemist a joke.

No reaction.

i’d tell a science joke, but i was like, Nah, it would get no reaction.

I’d make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn’t get much of a reaction.

i would tell you a chemistry pun but i wont get a reaction

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but i wouldnt get a reaction

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