Reaction jokes
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
How it feels to goon. But low key your mom walks in on you.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠