Men wake up with a boner. Women wake up yawning. Coincidence?
When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys
I was going to make a chemistry joke.. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom and you look at your friend cause it’s the kid you predicted
I don,t think I'm allergic to this
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I would tell you a science joke but I know I won't get a reaction.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me why the hell did I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
My teacher got so made at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and i said “damn, got hit twice”
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts
