Reaction jokes
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
I talk with a friend about something and there comes Quandangle, things with his shoes, and I'm just like, "Bro, what the heeeeel?"
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."