Reaction jokes

You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."

",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]

Your face makes onions cry.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.

Heh.

Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God!

"Balls" got me like: 😂