I was going to make a chemistry joke… But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)

my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”

People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I’d explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

I would tell you a science joke but I know I won’t get a reaction.

I told a chemist a joke.

No reaction.

I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction

i’d tell a science joke, but i was like, Nah, it would get no reaction.

All real chemists knows that alcohol is always a solution. I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn’t get a reaction.

I’d make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn’t get much of a reaction.

i would tell you a chemistry pun but i wont get a reaction

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but i wouldnt get a reaction

Why do science jokes usually get no reaction? Because they’re so BORON!

Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son, and a daughter. Twins. When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They we’re happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they notice the womans kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren’t orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids we’re Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren’t orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn’t believe, they thought it was the children’s reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn’t see her children. She asked the teacher… And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them. When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swinged their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, Yo Momma Lost Ya.