Reaction jokes
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!