Relationship jokes

Why are you guys making fun of priests?

Because you have a suga daddy already.

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

The thing my mom birthed.

In America, mom births you.

In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.

When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

Hey, what do you call a beta simp?

You call me the beta simp.

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

Who needs sex when they have Valorant?

Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.

What wastes your money as you earn it?

Women.

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.

She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.

Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.

Yo mama joke.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.