Relationship jokes
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH