Relationship jokes
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Mom!
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Memes
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
I love you, Tina!
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
GURL
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.