Relationship jokes
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
Mom! (DYM 3)
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!