Relationship jokes
I love Mekhi!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Just ask your dad.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.