drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
My sexlife xddddddddd
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
Your mom gay.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
