Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
The Disappearing Dad
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Explain Bear
Listen here, kiddo. The joke is that your dad is a magician. But get this, he didn't do a cool trick. He peaced out because he couldn't handle lookin' at your mug! It's an insult disguised as a magic trick. You probably think the Earth is flat, don't you?