Relationship jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill’s real name was Randy.

What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have nobody to call "daddy."

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

Do you know why orphans can't get married?

Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,

and then you remember you’re French.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.

Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?

Because they want to call someone "daddy."

Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.

Girlfriend's ex: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.

Hey.

Girl: Hey.

Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.

Girl: What?

It says "spray on flat surfaces."

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

Why can orphans just be gay?

Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."