Relationship jokes
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
Cameron and Pav.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Your mom's hot.
Memes
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: π€¬
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."