Relationship jokes
Never got a mother's love, lol.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was "Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!"
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
I comforted my friend about his wife's death, until I found out who did it.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Sex.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.